{"id":89,"date":"2026-09-22T20:24:24","date_gmt":"2026-09-22T20:24:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/?p=89"},"modified":"2026-09-22T20:24:24","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T20:24:24","slug":"somehow-the-hockey-demon-has-returned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/2026\/09\/22\/somehow-the-hockey-demon-has-returned\/","title":{"rendered":"Somehow the Hockey Demon has returned&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>GOD DAMMIT SPORTSNET<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/prime-2027.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/prime-2027-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-91\" srcset=\"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/prime-2027-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/prime-2027-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/prime-2027-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/prime-2027-1536x865.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/prime-2027.jpg 1860w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And because prime unfortunately broadcasts 4 flames games it gets an instant LOLCOW <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/LOL-PRIME.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/LOL-PRIME-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-90\" srcset=\"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/LOL-PRIME-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/LOL-PRIME-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/LOL-PRIME.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s time to pirate games<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/prime-meme.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/prime-meme-300x157.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"157\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-92\" srcset=\"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/prime-meme-300x157.jpg 300w, http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/prime-meme.jpg 690w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GOD DAMMIT SPORTSNET And because prime unfortunately broadcasts 4 flames games it gets an instant LOLCOW Maybe it&#8217;s time to pirate 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