{"id":95,"date":"2026-09-23T20:15:10","date_gmt":"2026-09-23T20:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/?p=95"},"modified":"2026-09-23T20:15:10","modified_gmt":"2026-09-23T20:15:10","slug":"in-light-of-the-blue-jays-being-eliminated-from-playoffs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/2026\/09\/23\/in-light-of-the-blue-jays-being-eliminated-from-playoffs\/","title":{"rendered":"In light of the blue jays being eliminated from playoffs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LA Dodgers hope you crash and burn in the playoffs for your crime of messing with Canada last year<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/dodgers_choke.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/dodgers_choke-300x238.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"238\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-96\" srcset=\"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/dodgers_choke-300x238.jpg 300w, http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/dodgers_choke.jpg 635w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As for the Baltimore orioles hope you get eliminated as well<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/Yoda-Says-N-word.mp4\">Yoda Says N word<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LA Dodgers hope you crash and burn in the playoffs for your crime of messing with Canada last year As for the Baltimore orioles hope you get eliminated as well Yoda Says N word<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shitposts","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":100,"href":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/retronetwork.net\/subsites\/jackson\/blips\/full\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}